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method, but she finds it too soft and squishy. Finally, she goes to
Baby Bear’s course on the Snowflake Method. It sounds good, but
then Little Pig calculates that it will take forever to write her novel at
the rate she’s going. Goldilocks doesn’t know what to think. She’s
wavering, and then the Big Bad Wolf walks into the classroom and
guns down Baby Bear in cold blood.
Goldilocks is furious and attacks the Big Bad Wolf. Baby Bear
jumps up and explains that he isn’t dead, that it was just a stunt to
show the importance of using disasters at the breakpoints between
acts. Goldilocks sees how valuable the Three-Disaster Structure can
be, and she whips out a one-paragraph summary that has the class
breathless. However, when she begins doing her character sheets,
she focuses on her hero and heroine and gives the villain short shrift.
Little Pig wants to write an autobiographical novel and came to the
conference to team up with an author who will do the hard work.
Goldilocks produces an excellent one-page synopsis, and the Big Bad
Wolf tells her she’s showing some talent and invites her to lunch. In
the next session, the wolf has disappeared, and Baby Bear asks to see
Goldilocks’s character synopses and tells her that her villain is two-
dimensional. Goldilocks makes another try, and this time her villain
is more believable, but Little Pig sneers that she’s not going to im-
press the Big Bad Wolf with a villain like that.
Goldilocks goes to lunch, terrified of what the Big Bad Wolf will
say. Will he sneer at her like Little Pig did? Will she lose her chance
with the big-shot literary agent? But she decides that she must stop
worrying what other people think. She talks to the Big Bad Wolf
about her novel and then shows him her character synopses, and he
starts crying. He tells her that it’s hard to be the villain. People don’t
understand you and they think you’re evil. He tells his story about
how, as a young wolf, he was framed for the murder of two pigs. He
served time in prison, and nobody ever believed he was innocent.